Bachelor In Paradise

  1. Episode 12 Episode 12
    Bachelor in Paradise Finale Recap: Love Is Real. Long Live Love. Jade doesn’t make for thrilling TV, but damn if that girl didn’t find real love.
  2. Episode 11 Episode 11
    Bachelor in Paradise Recap: Famous Last Words How dare ABC make me feel actual real feelings for a bangtestant.
  3. Episode 10 Episode 10
    Bachelor in Paradise Recap: Dueling Date Cards If you call sex “stuff,” you’re not allowed to have it.
  4. Episode 9 Episode 9
  5. Episode 8 Episode 8
    Bachelor in Paradise Recap: Commiserate With Our Misery If a woman has a framed poster of Marilyn Monroe and says she hates drama, RUN.
  6. Episode 7 Episode 7
    BIP Recap: 1 Tequila, 2 Tequila, 3 Tequila This was, without a single doubt, the best episode of Bachelor in Paradise so far.
  7. Episode 6 Episode 6
    Bachelor in Paradise Recap: The Case Against Joe From ABC and Chris Harrison, this is “Serial” … er, Bachelor in Paradise.
  8. Episode 5 Episode 5
    Bachelor in Paradise Recap: The Good, the Bad, and the Joe This week on Bachelor in Paradise, we get three stories of how men deal with new relationships.
  9. Episode 4 Week 2, Night 2
    Bachelor in Paradise Recap: Trapped in a Love Square Oh my God. Joe is an evil mastermind.
  10. Episode 3 Episode 3
    Bachelor in Paradise Recap: Man Feelings Summer camp, jail, Bachelor in Paradise. It’s all not a great idea.
  11. Episode 2 Episode 2
    Bachelor in Paradise Recap: Bachelor Is the New Paradise No, ABC. You do not get to be all jokey and fun when you’re telling people that they are failures if they don’t find love here.
  12. Episode 1 Episode One
    Bachelor in Paradise Recap: Suspend Your Disbelief The Madonna-whore complex continues to play out all over this franchise.
  1. Episode 11 Episode 11
    Bachelor in Paradise Season Finale Recap: Dramatic Irony Wait, women still can’t propose on this show? Really?
  2. Episode 10 Episode 10
  3. Episode 9 Episode Nine
    Bachelor in Paradise Recap: Listen to the Haters Ashley I. is the female version of a Nice Guy.
  4. Episode 8 Episode Eight
    Bachelor in Paradise Recap: Well, Well, Wells Ashley I., more like ASHLEY WHYYYYYYYYY.
  5. Episode 7 Episode 7
    Bachelor in Paradise Recap: The Disney Princess and the Mean Girl Oh, Paradise is a cruel, cruel mistress. She giveth and taketh away.
  6. Episode 6 Episode 6
    Bachelor in Paradise Recap: Ashley the Enchantress Does anyone want anything? Has this become a nihilist Sisyphean experiment?
  7. Episode 5 Episode Five
    Bachelor in Paradise Recap: Sacrifice a Virgin Evan is still the goddamn worst.
  8. Episode 4 Episode Four
    Bachelor in Paradise Recap: Cringeworthy Go home, Evan. You’re making everyone uncomfortable.
  9. Episode 3 Episode Three
    Bachelor in Paradise Recap: Put in the Work If you see someone throw up before you see them naked, you’ll never see them naked.
  10. Episode 2 Episode Two
    Bachelor in Paradise Recap: HE GONE All that’s left is the cold front of the ladytestants’ insecurities rolling in over Paradise.
  11. Episode 1 Episode 1
  1. Episode 9 Episode 9
    Bachelor in Paradise Season-Finale Recap: Hand in Hand Why did ABC smash the finale and the reunion into one episode?
  2. Episode 8 Episode 8
    Bachelor in Paradise Recap: The Beginning of the End This is the heel turn for The Twins.
  3. Episode 7 Episode 7
    Bachelor in Paradise Recap: Trapped in a Love Square Where is Kenny? My kingdom for a Kenny.
  4. Episode 6 Episode 6
    Bachelor in Paradise Recap: The Corinne Interview The show wastes yet another important moment.
  5. Episode 5 Episode 5
    Bachelor in Paradise Recap: Scallop Fingers Is anyone putting their best foot forward in Paradise this year?
  6. Episode 4 Episode 4
    Bachelor in Paradise Recap: The DeMario Interview This debacle is being handled so poorly.
  7. Episode 3 Episode 3
    Bachelor in Paradise Recap: The War of the Roses It’s hard to know what’s real and what’s not this season.
  8. Episode 2 Episode 2
    Bachelor in Paradise Recap: The Wrong Reasons This is one of the most egregious and irresponsible discussions about sexual assault I have ever seen.
  9. Episode 1 Episode 1
    Bachelor in Paradise Season-Premiere Recap: Paradise Lost Bachelor in Paradise could have done without this.
  1. Episode 11 After Paradise
    Bachelor in Paradise Recap: Wrapping Up Paradise The season ends with some couples (theoretically) headed to the altar and one cast member headed to Dancing With the Stars.
  2. Episode 10 Week 6, Part 1
    Bachelor in Paradise Recap: Decisions in Paradise Jenna has a breakdown, Grocery Store Joe gets fed up, and some big decisions get made in the season’s penultimate episode.
  3. Episode 9 Week 5, Part 2
    Bachelor in Paradise Recap: Bewitched? Does Shushanna have supernatural powers? This and other burning questions are raised as the season ramps up to the finale.
  4. Episode 9 Week 5, Part 2
    Bachelor in Paradise Recap: Bewitched? Is Shushanna a witch? This episode addresses that other burning questions.
  5. Episode 8 Week 5, Part 1
    Bachelor in Paradise Recap: Trapped in Paradise A seemingly endless supersized episode features engagements and at least one medical incident.
  6. Episode 7 Week 4, Part 2
    Bachelor in Paradise Recap: Squabbles and Hot Dogs Leo continues to be awful, Jenna continues to be complicated, and a new arrival gets the men’s attention.
  7. Episode 6 Week 4, Part 1
    Bachelor in Paradise Recap: Straight Talk and Bad Behavior Some heartfelt, shirtless discussions get interrupted by Leo’s general awfulness.
  8. Episode 4 Week 3, Part 1
    Bachelor in Paradise Recap: Bad Choices in Mexico The fallout from the Tia–Chris–Krystal situation is only the start of this week’s drama.
  9. Episode 4 Week 3, Part 2
    Bachelor in Paradise Recap: An Excessive Amount of Leo The show’s sketchiest cast member gets a bit too much of a spotlight as a Winter Games star makes a surprise appearance.
  10. Episode 3 Episode 3
    Bachelor in Paradise Recap: Breakups and Make-Out Sessions It’s a busy week in Paradise, one filled with double crosses and cheese metaphors.
  11. Episode 2 Episode 2
    Bachelor in Paradise Recap: Pity Poor Colton Colton has a very bad week as Becca makes a return appearance.
  12. Episode 1 Week 1: Season Premiere
    Bachelor in Paradise Recap: The Tia and Colton Show After an intro that promises the most dramatic season yet, the season-five premiere turns its focus on Tia and Colton.
  1. Episode 13 Finale
    Bachelor in Paradise Finale and Reunion Recap: Rule of Engagement Has Bachelor in Paradise gotten addicted to being that show that produces marriages and children?
  2. Episode 12 Week Six Part Two
    Bachelor in Paradise Recap: End Times The final days of Paradise loom, and it’s just chaos out there.
  3. Episode 11 Week Six Part One
    Bachelor in Paradise Recap: The Try Guy Everyone in Paradise seems to think that it’s the job of the other person in the relationship to fix all your problems.
  4. Episode 10 Week Five, Part Two
    Bachelor in Paradise Recap: New Romantics Blake really comes alive when he has to convince a woman to be with him. He loves nothing more than wearing a woman down.
  5. Episode 9 Week Five, Part One
    Bachelor in Paradise Recap: Unfinished Business And that, friends, is how you audition to be the next Bachelor.
  6. Episode 8 Week Four Part Two
    Bachelor in Paradise Recap: Bad Reception John Paul Jones has decided that the wedding of two distant acquaintances is the perfect time to settle his marriage vendetta with Derek.
  7. Episode 7 Week Four Part One
    Bachelor in Paradise Recap: Chaotic Wholesome Finally, we get what we needed: two rock-solid hours of JOHN PAUL JONES madness.
  8. Episode 6 Week Three Part Two
    Bachelor in Paradise Recap: The Girlfriend Experience Seeing the whole cast welcome Demi’s girlfriend, Kristian, to Paradise is as heartwarming as it is narratively confusing.
  9. Episode 5 Week Three, Part One
    Bachelor in Paradise Recap: Couples Dance Having wrung what it can out of the Blake-Caelynn-Kristina-Hannah-Tayshia love pentagon, BiP can now start being a dating show again.
  10. Episode 4 Week Two, Part Two
    Bachelor in Paradise Recap: Paradise Vigilante When you ask for a guy who will fight for you, you risk ending up with a guy who likes to fight. See: the end of this episode.
  11. Episode 3 Week Two, Part One
    Bachelor in Paradise Recap: Hot Mike Mike has arrived on the beach, and Caelynn’s pre-husband Cam just cannot deal.
  12. Episode 2 Week One, Part 2
    Bachelor in Paradise Recap: Gossip Girls Was Blake incredibly messy with this whole Caelynn-Kristina situation? Absolutely. But is he really the monster they want to paint him out to be?
  13. Episode 1 Week 1, Season Premiere
    Bachelor in Paradise Premiere Recap: We Need to Talk About Blake We’ve barely stepped foot on the beach, and already there’s love-quadrangle drama brewing.
  1. Episode 11 Finale
    Bachelor in Paradise Season-Finale Recap: Engagement Party A three-hour finale begins with us somehow still at prom and ends at the ritualistic proposal altar.
  2. Episode 10 Week Seven
    Bachelor in Paradise Recap: You Can’t Outsmart the Bachelor Cinematic Universe Everyone on this beach is truly acting a fool and risking it all for people whose names I barely remember.
  3. Episode 9 Week Six
    Bachelor in Paradise Recap: You Should Have Never Let Me Become This Powerful Kenny and Mari’s Love Language is eating tacos off each other, which should be a crime because it’s truly gross.
  4. Episode 8 Week Five, Part 1
    Bachelor in Paradise Recap: Going to Need More Whipped Cream Brendan and Pieper’s public shaming and exit is ultimately unsatisfying because they didn’t learn their lesson.
  5. Episode 7 Week Four, Part 2
    Bachelor in Paradise Recap: Collective Action The arrival of Chris and Alana in Paradise necessitates an emergency meeting of Local Bach 41.
  6. Episode 6 Week Four, Part 1
    Bachelor in Paradise Recap: Heist in Paradise Brendan and Pieper almost pull off the perfect heist, except the plan was stupid, they crashed the getaway car, and everyone knows they did it.
  7. Episode 5 Week Three, Part 2
    Bachelor in Paradise Recap: Cool Girls Have any of these hot singles ever considered, I don’t know, maybe just talking to each other?
  8. Episode 4 Week Three, Part 1
    Bachelor in Paradise Recap: Cake Wars Hear that? It’s the first rumblings of chaos hitting the beach.
  9. Episode 3 Week Two, Part 2
    Bachelor in Paradise Recap: Welcome to the Rilenaissance Is Bachelor in Paradise genuinely horny again?
  10. Episode 2 Week Two, Part 1
    Bachelor in Paradise Recap: Demi, God Is all of this really necessary? How many emotionally fragile, sexually assertive white women does this franchise need?
  11. Episode 1 Season Premiere
    Bachelor in Paradise Season-Premiere Recap: The Beach That Makes You Bold Everyone in Paradise this season is going to destroy each other emotionally, and I am here for it.
  1. Episodes 13 - 14 Week 8
    Bachelor In Paradise Recap: Paradise Lost Everyone wants the ’90s dance to be a fun time with no drama, and somewhere, the Greek god of foolishness is laughing at them.
  2. Episode 12 Week 7
    Bachelor in Paradise Recap: Love Fools Everyone seems to be hoping to just get through this season with the least amount of emotional damage.
  3. Episode 11 Week 6, Part 2
    Bachelor in Paradise Recap: Love Means Never Having to Say ‘Gaslighting’ We are trapped in a time loop of drama and emotional chaos.
  4. Episode 10 Week 6, Part 1
  5. Episode 9 Week 5, Part 2
    Bachelor in Paradise Recap: Reunited and It Feels So … Oof Everyone is reunited from the Split™ and salivating at the possibility of a Shanae meltdown.
  6. Episode 8 Week 5, Part 1
    Bachelor in Paradise Recap: Karma Is a Beach Rodney better marry Eliza and have four children. That’s the only way this is worth it.
  7. Episode 7 Week 4, Part 2
    Bachelor in Paradise Recap: Villain Edit How are we supposed to root for Rodney to fall in love with Eliza while his girlfriend of three full business days is crying her eyes out?
  8. Episode 6 Week 4, Part 1
    Bachelor in Paradise Recap: Casa de Oh No The show takes a cue from Love Island and commits to “emotional chaos” as its driving narrative force.
  9. Episodes 4 - 5 Week Three
    Bachelor in Paradise Recap: That’s Amore Get these married people off the horny beach!
  10. Episode 3 Week 2, Part 2
    Bachelor in Paradise: The Beach That Makes You Chaotic There’s simply too much happening and everyone is crying.
  11. Episode 2 Week 2, Part 1
    Bachelor in Paradise Recap: The Worst Birthday These are way too many feelings to be having this early in the season, Genevieve.
  12. Episode 1 Season Premiere
    Bachelor in Paradise Season-Premiere Recap: The Power of the Palapa After a few absolutely wild seasons of the main franchise, it’s time to sit back and indulge in the chaos that is The Bachelor’s drunk cousin.
  1. Episode 10 Episode 10
    Bachelor in Paradise Season-Finale Recap: The Boring Ultimatum In the words of Aven, “It’s always about a fucking ring.”
  2. Episode 9 Episode 9
    Bachelor in Paradise Recap: The Penultimate Peril This show is like a box of chocolates: Too much of it will make your tummy hurt.
  3. Episode 8 Episode 8
    Bachelor in Paradise Recap: Weenie Roast Katie Thurston is here to cause us as much psychic damage as she does Blake.
  4. Episode 7 Week 7
    Bachelor in Paradise Recap: Talk to the Hand Somehow it’s only our third rose ceremony of the season.
  5. Episode 6 Week 6
    Bachelor in Paradise Recap: Here We Go Again Kat is here doing the Lord’s work: screaming and sobbing and spouting nonsense.
  6. Episode 5 Week 5
    Bachelor in Paradise Recap: Too Much Birthday Kat turns 27, and her present is a hottie with heterochromia coming to steal her man.
  7. Episode 4 Week 4
    Bachelor in Paradise Recap: Glitter Bomb Brayden is “tired of being a baby-back bitch,” which is a wild interpretation of his actions.
  8. Episode 3 Week 3
    Bachelor in Paradise Recap: Zero Poop Thirty Aaron’s quest to make Sam poop is the most romantic thing I’ve seen on TV.
  9. Episode 2 Week 2
    Bachelor in Paradise Recap: Bonfire of the Vanities Aven and Hannah B. make waves. Not literal waves, figurative waves.
  10. Episode 1 Week 1
    Bachelor in Paradise Season-Premiere Recap: Toe Down I’m worried about the horny singles’ migration pattern.

The Latest Bachelor in Paradise News

  1. run this town
    Celebs Are On the Run Again From Jennifer Connelly to multiple citizens of Bachelor Nation, here’s who took on the NYC Marathon.
  2. yikes
    The Bachelor Franchise’s Casting Team Is Probably Having a Bad Week After another restraining order revelation, this time involving a Golden Bachelorette contestant.
  3. reveal yourself
    Which Bachelorette Producer Proposed This Idea? Bachelor Nation isn’t happy with the way the finale had Jenn Tran react to that proposal.
  4. bachelor nation
    The Golden Bachelorette Gets a Rose Joan Vassos’s 24 suitors suit up for our first look at the cast.
  5. bachelor nation
    The Bachelorette’s Jenn Tran Is Excited to Be the ‘Main Character’ It’ll be very easy to be as the next Bachelorette.
  6. after after the final rose
    How The Viall Files Became Meet the Press for Reality TV Nick Viall’s podcast transcended Bachelor Nation to comprise the wide world of unscripted scandal.
  7. bachelor nation
    The Bachelorette’s Rachel Lindsay and Bryan Abasolo Are Getting a Divorce According to Lindsay, she’s “just trying to take it day by day.”
  8. chat room
    Charity Lawson Was Also Surprised With Her Bachelorette Episode Count “Maybe they had to get me in there quickly.”
  9. rose theory
    Zach Shallcross Is Proud to Be the Nickelback of Bachelor Nation “I don’t want to be cocky about it, but I get the corny label and so do they.”
  10. respect the classics
    UB40 Thought They Were The Bachelor’s Big Finale Act “Maybe they told us that to encourage us to do it.”